Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

Jacob Batalon: Ned Leeds

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Quotes 

• Ned Leeds : Wait so you're Spider-Man too? Why didn't you just say that?

  Peter Parker : I generally don't go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.

  Peter Parker : [to himself]  I literally just said that...

• Ned Leeds : Here's your web cartridges.

  Peter Parker : Oh, thanks, man.

  Peter Parker : What's that for?

  Peter Parker : It's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why?

  [Peter 2 demonstrates his organic web-shooters] 

  Ned Leeds , Peter Parker , Peter Parker : WHOA!

  Ned Leeds : That came *out* of you!

  Peter Parker : Yeah. You can't do that, huh?

  Peter Parker : No?

  Peter Parker : How on earth does that even...?

• Ned Leeds : Peter!

  Peter Parker , Peter Parker , Peter Parker : Yeah? Oh, sorry, you mean

  [they all point at each other] 

  Ned Leeds : [Confused]  Peter... Peter...

  Peter Parker , Peter Parker , Peter Parker : [They keep pointing at each other]  We're all Peter.

  Ned Leeds : Peter... Parker?

  Peter Parker , Peter Parker , Peter Parker : Same.

• [after seeing The Lizard] 

  Ned Leeds : Is that a dinosaur?

• Ned Leeds : You can take the guy out of the chair, but you can't take the chair out of the guy.

• [Norman is transported into strange's dungon] 

  Ned Leeds : Great, it's just some random guy.

• [Marko gets teleported into a chamber by Spider-Man] 

  Flint Marko : What is this?

  Max Dillon : You picked the wrong side.

  [Connors chuckles from his chamber] 

  Max Dillon : Connors?

  Otto Octavius : Wait. You know this creature?

  Max Dillon : No, no, no, no. Not a creature. A man.

  Ned Leeds : Whoa. The same universes.

  Max Dillon : Dr. Curt Connors. He was a scientist at Oscorp when I worked there. A brilliant scientist. Until he turned himself into a lizard. Then he tried to turn the whole city into lizards. It was crazy.

  The Lizard : It wasn't crazy, Max. It was the next step in human evolution.

  Ned Leeds : The dinosaur can talk.

  MJ : Lizard.

  Ned Leeds : Right.

  The Lizard : Speaking of which, what happened to you? Last I recall, you had bad teeth, glasses, and a comb-over. Did you get a makeover? You know I can give you a real makeover.

  Max Dillon : Let me guess: into a lizard?

  The Lizard : Exactly.

  Flint Marko : Would you two just shut up? Where are we?

  Ned Leeds : It's complicated.

  MJ : A wizard's dungeon.

  Max Dillon : Wizard's... wizard's dungeon?

  MJ : There's no real way to sugarcoat that. It's literally the dungeon of a wizard.

  Max Dillon : You can keep your magic. I want a taste of that new energy I just felt.

• Ned Leeds : Cure that ass.

• Ned Leeds : Thank you Mister Cape, Sir.

• [Ned locates an anomaly through his laptop] 

  Peter Parker : What'd you find?

  Ned Leeds : There's a... disturbance near a military research facility outside of the city, and witnesses say that they saw a monster flying through the air.

  Peter Parker : It's gotta be the guy I saw on the bridge, right?

  Otto Octavius : That's impossible.

  [pause] 

  Peter Parker : You know him, don't you? On the bridge, you said his name.

  Otto Octavius : Norman Osborn. Brilliant scientist. Military research. But he was greedy, misguided.

  Peter Parker : What happened to him?

  Otto Octavius : We tire, of your questions, boy!

  Peter Parker : Okay. Umm...

  [Parker turns around] 

  Peter Parker : I gotta go. Where am I going?

  Otto Octavius : It can't be him.

  MJ : Why?

  Otto Octavius : Because Norman Osborn died years ago. So either we saw someone else, or you're flying out in the darkness to fight a ghost.

• Ned Leeds : [as Peter 2 is working on a cure for Norman]  So, do you have a best friend, too?

  Peter Parker : I did.

  Ned Leeds : You 'did'?

  Peter Parker : [remorseful]  He died in my arms... after he tried to kill me. It's heartbreaking.

  [Ned walks away, mortified]